Over it

Do you ever feel like you're just fucking OVER IT?

Like you want to change your whole wardrobe, your hair color and just move to Chicago to start it all over? 

I sure fucking do sometimes. It's weird though. Like - I'm not even sad, or upset; I really like my life right now. I have a new best friend who is also my boss which is so rad, but for some reason I just want something DIFFERENT. 

I'm baking a lot more which i'm really happy about. I made some pies recently that I'm selling for the holidays, and still working on the cookies. 

I want to travel. I want to go somewhere and learn new shit, eat new food, makeout with new people. 

I wonder what it is...

I'm also pissed that it's gonna be 93 degrees on fucking Thanksgiving. Maybe that's it. 


Okay, baaaiii!!


Hey sugarplum babies!!!

I hope that y'all all had a really happy and spooOOoOooOky Halloween!! My actual Halloween night was incredibly lonely and quiet until I filled the room with re-runs of the Pete Holmes show that I was watching on YouTube (a perfect Halloween, yes). It was quite the juxtaposition to my Hallo-Weekend where I literally got kicked out of a party for having a threesome in a strangers room who was extremely displeased (but like, fucking WORTH - it was super rad). So it's definitely been a really eventful week.

Work has been stressful, but i feel productive and good about it, so I'm for sure happy with that. I actually haven't been unhappy with work since I have gotten here. I feel really grateful for that. 

My OTHER work that I have been doing is my little baby cookie company. I honestly don't know if I am legally allowed to call it a "company" because I obviously don't have like regulations or an LLC or whatever, but I'm gonna go ahead and continue because I'm pretty proud of it, honestly.

I think that my idea is cute and a lot of people seem to really take to it. I made my first delivery last weekend and it felt really special to be making money, but like the fact that someone thought that something that I MADE was worth MONEY was fucking crazy to me. I really hope that it starts to take off because if I could get this to be a thing, then like, FUCK. That would be so sick. 

Anyway - life is chill. I have some weird medical issue right now that I should PROBABLY figure out, but who knows if I'm gonna do that. Will keep you updated for sure.


Okay, baaaiiii!!!

Sweet baby angel friends


What the fuck is up, my dudddes!? Everything is super chill with me. I did have like the weirdest night of my life on Wednesday though.

So I have a full-time job where I'm a personal assistant and it's great. But I've also been working at this bar on Thursdays which has been super chill also. One of the guys who works there had his birthday on Wednesday, and I was literally just going to have a beer, drop some brownies and be done with it.

Well... that's not what happened. I ended up drinking way more than I though too quickly I guess and BLLLAAACKKKKEDDD out. Like more than I ever have. I literally don't remember a single thing. Thankfully this guy who I've been seeing that lives a few blocks away had come to say "hi" and must have taken care of me (which I feel like shit about because I really do try to be responsible and like to be the only one who has to worry about me). But I woke up at his house (on his couch LAWL) that next morning. Thank GOD I had a fucking alarm set on my phone so I wasn't late for work, but I did feel like shit and literally came down with a cold because of my trash decision, but whatever IT'S ALL A LEARNING EXPERIENCE!!

An experience which I sure hope I don't relive. 

Also - please keep in mind that that sweet angel who was taking care of me is the same guy who I have drunk texted/called far more times than I ever should have for him to have to take care of me, so if you're reading this (which he isn't) THANK YOU!!!

And as a reminder to all of my other stupid 20-something peers; always watch your drink. If you were away from it - don't drink it. Being safe is worth the fucking $9.50 for a new tequila sunrise. 


Okay, baaaiiiii